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justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

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Sexualities (with pizza!)

  • Straight person:I like plain pizza!
  • Gay person (male or female):I like pepperoni pizza!
  • Bisexual:I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
  • Pansexual:I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
  • Asexual:I don't like pizza.
  • Aromantic:I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
  • Demisexual:I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
  • Homophobe:What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
  • Homophobe:And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
  • Homophobe:WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.
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I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain.

Jonathan Carroll (via danmaru)
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  • me as a pedestrian:[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving:say your prayers
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genderheretic:

drakesquad:

even when i wear “man murdering winged eyeliner” and “the blood of men lipstick” the fact is the makeup industry is

  • owned by men
  • run by men
  • marketed towards women to attract men

and men arent fucking intimidated by your makeup

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